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22K props, 3K posts

 
Alright, finally a place of our own. I have been dying to scratch that itch for ages!

Come on in guys, it s scratch what ya got zone!

33K props, 6K posts

 
*message deleted due to inappropriate scratching area being mentioned*

39K props, 6K posts

 
*burp*

95K props, 6K posts

 
*walks in scratching stuff*

oh man, that feels better.

14K props, 869 posts

 
This is what I'm talking about! I disappear for the weekend and when I return I find a Men's club!

*grunts, farts and scratches down there*

FHJ

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Gimme a hell yeah!

28K props, 13K posts

 
*Tosses a cold Brewsky to CB.*Good to see that you're back Cold.

10K props, 2K posts

 
Got any B. Breezers??

...
I'm one of those beer haters

28K props, 13K posts

 
*Reaches in a fridge and pulls out a glass of Champagne then a bottle of Vodka then a bottle of wine then a bottle of B. Breezers and tosses it to Cold.*

10K props, 2K posts

 
HAHAHAHA that's what I'm talkin' about!

10K props, 923 posts

 
Wait... you mean you DON'T scratch in public? Oh geez... (Joke)

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*looks around and pulls his hand out of his pants and hesitates to say*

Uh.. I DONT!

39K props, 6K posts

 
*goes to sit on couch.*

*lights a cigarette*

oh man, this was a hectic weekend....

49 props, 6 posts

 
Ah finally a place I can scratch my butt and not be judged

bravo to Crimson King for setting up such a fine haven of manhood

15K props, 363 posts

 
*walks in with TV*

Now we can watch SportsCenter while we scratch and smoke and drink. Life is good.

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*Pulls out a bottle of Koolaid*

39K props, 6K posts

 
*scratch*

95K props, 6K posts

 
*scratch, farts and grabs a beer from the cooler*

26K props, 478 posts

 
*Grabs a bottle of beer from the wall and scratches at the pull tab to get it open*

95K props, 6K posts

 
*looks at neon and thinks when did bottles get pull tabs?*

29K props, 3K posts

 
*scratch scratch*

17K props, 1K posts

 
walks in shakes left leg, then scratches his stuff, grunts, burps, farts and walks off.
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