| | Who has the power to deliver 2 lines of funk? It's easier to deliver a verbal jab in a rap but do you have the power to do it in only 2 lines?
Test your skills here...
(They don't have to be disses...As a matter of fact, we already have a thread for disses, let's keep this one chill)
I'll start:
Smirk on my face, rhyme in my head
One swipe of my pen leaves 'em lyrically dead |
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| | That's all nonsense and hype
my superiority flows and I just type |
| | (Remember if you wanna diss, take it to the dissing thread) |
| | Noone is posting, I wonder why?
Anyway, I'm hungry, where is my pie? |
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| | You're pie is right here bro, I got blue berry...
I wasn't so sure... Maybe you wanted cherry.
(I don't think that was a diss, so it's worthy of this thread) |
| | Apologies to Affy I feel embarrased and ashamed
let's put it down to cultural differences I am from Ukraine
(I'm from England really but it didn't rhyme, well none of it does really. I think I'll give this rap thing up, new years resolution and all that) |
| | It's ok, Stevel, 'cause we all understand
That you don't have a very funky homeland |
| | I appreciate all your kind words and understandin'
I believe they once had funk in Landin (London)
That's it from Englands worst rapper
Goodnight |
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| | 2 lines of rythum and ryme,
i could be the best of all tyme. |
| | Tap into my rap
'cause my rap ain't tap |
| | Couplets are the proper name
For this funky type of game |
| | Here is a thread proposition for you,
Perhaps we can make Urbaniac haikus! |
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| | Nice alter ego photo dude, we think the same.
Just don't stand next to me or else we'd both look lame. lol |
| | Holy frijoles Afro-licious Rocket Guy!
You know of the Space Cowboy Jamiroquai? |
| | O' Course I do! They have cool hat and a funky beat!
My favorite song, of course, would have to be Canned Heat. :P |
| | I meant to say "cool hats" in that last line, y'know
Sorry for the double post and sorry for the typo! |
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| | Only two lines to this rap,
But listen closely and and your feet will tap,tap. |
| | I get it CRACKIN & POPPIN,
like that old school Batman & Robin.
and even though I'm a Spiderman fan.
I'm all about my green like the Goblin. |
| | Watch in awe at this masterful artist
and try in vain, you'll never surpass this |
| | should i hit the props or should i hit the diss?
hit those props but holy canole i just might miss |
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| | snowboarding is the sport for me
carving down the mountain makes me feel free |
| | I roll in my coupe wearing my rocket boots.
So when you see me salute b4 i fly thru the roof. |
| | yeah you know you would be great wit me
some put some fate in me and lets roll! |
| | I return to offer more
of my rap stylin's that are usually poor |
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| | I wanna say that you delivered, but we're keeping this clean
My lines are sublime and shine like mr sheen. |
| | mr sheen? may i please ask what that is?
it sounds like a bottle of soda that might fizz! |
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