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This is the head for Afro-liscious Funk Daddy.

This Urbaniac brings with him some wicked beats and fierce rhythm. He was raised on the rough streets of Uptown Urbanville, but has recently been seen in many fashionable Downtown clubs. However, he never forgets his roots and is always willing to help out with the kids from around the way.

He can summon a beat and command you to shimmy, slide, or even break it down one time with your funky self. Afro-liscious Funk Daddy is the original B-Boy, a Kung-Fu deejay master, and a champion roller-skater all wrapped up into one fly Urbaniac.

Don't cross him or he'll point you out with his all powerful Boogie Finger and assault you with a funk throw-down! One waggle of his dope deejay digit and you might find yourself moonwalking back to Ypsilanti. He's got the power to control your rhythm and soul. And, while he's got you spinning like a top, watch out for is razor sharp fling picks!

Roll through Urbanville in a fine lightweight cotton blouse. Work it!

Roll through Urbanville in a fine super pink lightweight cotton blouse. Work it!

Roll through Urbanville in a fine lightweight cotton blouse. Work it!

This exotic cowl has special cloaking features which allow Urbaniacs to blend into their environment. (just be wary of Vegas magicians!)

Fishnet stockings that are super funkadellic. - Only for Kitty, Lady, and Princess legs.

25 Karats of pure sweetness. Can't touch these gold Sanford spoked wheels.

Alpaca Da Rappa is one dope Ungulate! Not only is his fur valuable, but you should see his 4 legged moonwalk! This furry critter is extremely protective of its Urbaniac... plus, Alpaca Da Rappa brings one mean beat box to the battles.

Hide your identity with this comfortable cloak. Also equipped with breath fresheners for minty goodness.

This is one big bag of stink and it's coming to put the smack down on you.
-This is a ONE TIME use item-

Not feeling so chipper? Life got you down? Well, we have a balloon that is just right for you.

It's really light... and not very strong... but when you're a mystical Urbaniac, WHO CARES?! It looks great on you, Dah-ling!

You can't bear to be without this rug.

Knock anyone or anything out of the park with this platinum spiked battle club. Cantilevered for BIG SWING action!

Be a Star Jacket with this jacket of stars.

Rock the house wherever you go with Beat-Bot. Crank up the volume and rumble opponents to their knees (or grab the mic and freestyle if that's your thang). Life is better with Beat-Bot.

All the benefits of the Turbo Skull Fin, but with an auto pilot function built in, so you can catch some zzzzz's while you're out catching thieves.

Made of space age materials, you can defy gravity... literally! Increase your verticle to over a mile with these out-of-the-universe wicked kicks.

Made of super secret high density exotic Hawaiian bamboo, this armor might come in very handy -- plus it's machine washable.

2 tons and 18 gears of power. Fully stocked with dual air horns and cruise control.

Big Chubb Base Kit

Big Chubb Base Wheels

Rumble through the Urbanville jungle with this low riding macho Hoss bike. Gadget package sold separately.

Oh Joy, a balloon! A big red Balloon that might even follow you home.

Made of solid Hydrogen, this unbreakable staff is lighter than air and packs quite a sting. Grab on and effortlessly fling yourself miles into the atmosphere. Warning: landing gear not included!

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This is the head for Blast-off Rocket Captain.

As a young Urbaniac, Blast-Off Rocket Captain was the first eight year old to break the sound barrier on a bicycle. Now, with his Super Duper Might, he is a hero among Urbaniacs.

This space shredding hero has a genetically engineered rocket suit which enhances his mega-muscle control. Super Duper Might makes him strong enough to hurl a car with his little pinkie or crack a walnut between his massive pecs. Having mega control of every powerful muscle allows him to perform any amazing feat he wants. He's a Ninja Master, a Master Chef, and is currently training to be a Master Square Dance Caller. He's even recorded his own theme song.

BLAST-OFF ROCKET CAPTAIN THEME SONG
I'm the Blast Off-Rocket Captain,
and I always know what's happenin'
I soar through the air
in my underwear,
And the bad guys I will slap them.

Mighty jets from my super tushie
Are the thrust I use to push me
Don't stand behind
Or you might go blind
I pound bad guys till they're squishy

Funky shades for Blastoff head.

Turn your ordinary fairway into a Flame Throwing Golf Cart of FURY! (You don't hear that every day). Got issues? Well get revenge as you melt anything in your path... just stay off the green.

These are the legs for Terrible Erratic Bloke.

Be bold in your bold room!

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Strength: Control and manipulate movement, forcing funk as you see fit.

Vulnerability: Earmuffs and Square Dancing are the only things that can block out this dope puppetry.

Chill out in style with this fresh and funky Breezy Cape.

Just what every busy executive Urbaniac needs! A stainless steel, dynamite-proof briefcase. Stuffed with Paperwork! Overwhelm your opponents with a mountain of paperwork (or give them one serious paper cut)!

Char can hurl molten blasts of fiery lava from her blistering hands, plus laser searing vision really heats up a conversation.

It's the beefiest, cheesiest, beaniest burrito on this planet or any other.

This is an industrial size can of full grade can of pure Urbaniacs Butt Whoop. Use ONE in a battle for a big hit.

Rock your Thrash in style with chameleon like cloaking in fresh camouflage. Now you see it, now you don't.

Love All Save All with this super peaceful ultra hot disco cape.

Rock this fresh cape for hero or villain style.

Fiendishly fashionable and delightfully eeeevil. This cape is a must have for those with a dark side.

Spikes!!! Who doesn't love spikes, especially on a cape!

These are the legs for Blast-off Rocket Captain.

Poker, Euchre, 500, War, Go Fish, and more. Enjoy it here.

Urbo casual, Urbaniacs tough denim.

Urbo casual, Urbaniacs tough denim.

Leuba personally cooks this XL extra cheese pizza fresh to order. Add Pepperoni NO CHARGE!

These are the legs for Tricky Kicky Chick.

A big boot to give your enemies a REALLY big boot. Knock down walls with the swing of a leg. Plus, they keep your tootsie's warm in winter.

Look good in this casual cotton T. Only on Urbaniacs.

Look good in this casual cotton T. Only on Urbaniacs.

Look good in this casual cotton T. Only on Urbaniacs.

Look good in this casual cotton T. Only on Urbaniacs.

Look good in this casual cotton T. Only on Urbaniacs.

Look good in this casual cotton T. Only on Urbaniacs.

Look good in this casual cotton T. Only on Urbaniacs.

This room is nice as ice.

Hand sanded beans make this cozy chair extra comfy.

Thick, cool, and smooth. Just like you like it!

Titanium Spoked Super Rims

Not only will she assault you with the vacuum, iron, and butt wipes, but after she's taken you down, she'll clean up after you and maybe plant some flowers too!

No, it's not sushi or someone's wife, it's a rank rotten old fish... and it STANKS!

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Wahoo it's a party... an evil party and the confetti is giving out paper cuts! Why not throw your own evil party in a battle?

Get comfy in style.

This is the body for Mighty Cowboy Guy.

Deck out your Tankito with Lava treads, flame thrower, and Urbo-turbo boost.

Deck out your Tankito with Lava treads, flame thrower, and Urbo-turbo boost.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Blue Crew Jacket. Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Sport your crew colors and roll in style.

Cruiser White Walls

One fire roasted cup of get up and go juice. Get it while it's hot!

This trendy footwear comes standard with internal foot massagers and super cushie heels for 24 hour action!

Chill out in your own crib with a bumpin' sound system and 2 bathrooms!

These are the legs for Afro-liscious Funk Daddy.

Feel evil in style.

These are suit pants, for people with a dark heart.

Just as cool as the original, but now in sassy colors.

This is the head for Deadly Ninja Master.

Meet the Deadly Ninja Master. He's silent, he's deadly and he is a master in all martial arts. Born in the FU region of Urbanville, Deadly Ninja Master knows no fear. As a toddler he kung fu-ed Dragons, as a teenager, he jujitsu-ed demon armies, and now he has slipped into Urbanville. He has mastered all fighting styles and won't hesitate to put the FU on You if you cross his path. What else would you expect from someone called the Deadly Ninja Master?

Stay chill with funky shades for Deadly head.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's defense.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's defense.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's defense.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's defense.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's defense.

These fur lined, super strong deflector bracelets can stop anything from a freight train to a fruit salad. Now all you need is to work on your wrist-eye coordination.

These fur lined, super strong deflector bracelets can stop anything from a freight train to a fruit salad. Now all you need is to work on your wrist-eye coordination.

This is the body for LA Derby Doll.

Laser dagger that is sure to fire up your opponents... no diggity, no doubt!
(Equips on all MALE bodies)

No doubt this is one tough dagger... especially for the ladies.
(equips on ladies bodies only

Oooh yeah baby. White Slacks. Get funky and look good doing it.

Escape from all the pressures of Props and Dissing in this cozy, woodsy lodge.

These are the legs for LA Derby Doll.

One hot skirt for one funky chica.

With its built-in cell phone, mp3 player, and satellite TV receiver, this fuzzy red hat keeps everything that you can fit in your brain all toasty and dope.

Look out! You do not want to get caught anywhere near this weapon. It rocks double the infection power.
(Equips on FEMALE body)

Look out! You do not want to get caught anywhere near this weapon. It rocks double the infection power.
(Equips on MALE body)

This is one nasty Dragon. He's also a little lazy. He shows up late to parties, sometimes he even forgets who he is in battles.

Tinted windows, titanium rims, and check out the flame thrower side arms. "Boom... get out the way!"

Feel the wind whip through your new dope dreadband.

These are the legs for Super Speedy Dude.

Beware the mighty symbol of the circle of life! Ya know, liquid chicken. Anyone care to argue about which came first?

Get a charge out of life with this bio-electric gear.

Wire you just standing there? Server up!

Spark up a fun conversation in your shockingly cool electric boots. (Fits on all female legs.)

This is the head for Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic.

Part circus freak, part vigilante, this Urbaniac has a photographic memory and a hankering for creamy peanut butter. Rumors about his origin vary wildly. Some believe he was the first and only successful genetic experiment performed by GoatFist, while others tell tales of his escape from a dark underworld circus. Still others believe he is just your ordinary average mutated freak. All may be true, but either way, this is one Urbaniac not to be taken lightly.

Powerful blasts of his Uber-Stank can shred metal and cripple any opponents. Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic also has massive "stampede strength" which is more than enough to rattle a few cages. His ele-hide is rough, tough, and remarkably easy to clean. Beware, Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic has an unpredictable temper and has been know to run wild, stampeding everything in his path -- especially when he's out of peanut butter.

Stay chill with funky shades for Elephantic head.

Summon the power of the mystic emerald and protect yourself with a glowing force field. Plus moisturizing inner layer leaves skin refreshed.

Bring the hurt with these spring loaded super enforcer shoulder pads. Powerful, lightweight and breathable, but be careful of spiked Urbaniacs.

Bring the hurt with these spring loaded super enforcer shoulder pads. Powerful, lightweight and breathable, but be careful of spiked Urbaniacs.

Harness the power of blue fire and send your opponents running with this intensly hot, and oh-so-cool power shield.

Multiply a protective wall of fire to protect your beauty, but be careful not to burn your hair.

Change your opponents' moods and look good doing it, in this 70's style mood altering Martian fur vest.

This is the body for Terrible Erratic Bloke.

Be the evilest Afro_Liscious Funk Daddy you can be.

Be the Evilest Blast-Off Rocket Captain you can be.

Supafly cape for the evil at heart.

Be the evilest Deadly Ninja Master you can be.

Evil head for Elephantic

Strength: Trance inducing Evil Eye stuns all opponents before the bull sting finishes them off.

Vulnerability: Evil Eye can not penetrate hi-tech polarized sunglasses.

Be the evilest Freaky Sneaky Tiki you can be.

Be the evilest Lethal Superfly Lady you can be.

The meanest, most desbicable rubber infated device ever attached to a string.

Be the evilest Lunar Moonbeam Princess you can be.

Be the evilest Mighty Cowboy Guy you can be.

Be the evilest Moocho Macho Hombre you can be.

Be the evilest Sassy Jungle Kitty you can be.

Be the evilest Striking Viking Vixen you can be.

Be the evilest Super Speedy Dude you can be.

Be the evilest (and terriblest) Terrible Erratic Bloke you can.

Be the evilest Tricky Kicky Chick you can be.

For the ultimate Urbaniac on the go, this super expanding, high voltage lighting rod really packs a wallop.

For the ultimate Urbaniac on the go, this super expanding, high voltage lighting rod really packs a wallop. In funky Urbaniac green!

This collapsible hideaway shield is made of durable Saturn Graphite. It's unbreakable and has voice recognition.

This collapsible hideaway shield is made of durable Saturn Graphite. It's unbreakable and has voice recognition.

You can be the driver, but stay off the freeway or you'll be more like a putz!

Fairway Vehicle Base Kit

Fairway Vehicle Base Wheels

This plastic plant will always stay green.

It's a plant... named Fern.

Bumpin' MP3 player, wireless internet, and retractable blinds for "private time" make this kit Swanktified!

Overwhelms evil doers with paperwork!

This stainless steel belt buckle comes complete with a flame thrower, an x-ray beam, and a handy dandy toothpick.

This is a place... to keep fire.
Firewood sold separately.

This is wood... for fire.
Fireplace not included.

While these may look mondo-fashionable, these silk lined, teflon-infused leggings also come in extremely handy for netting up your opponents, or maybe a nice sushi lunch.

Strength: Anyone caught in the path of Furry Fury will be overcome with anger and rage. This nefarious mojo forces others to do his evil bidding.

Vulnerability: Unknown

Melt anything they throw at you with the latest in shield technology. Also great for winter camping trips.

Abducted by GoatFist and turned evil, this former Flingo has razor sharp talons, no tickle spots, and a very mean streak!

Part Raccoon, part squirrel, part weird flying thing... this fuzzy little half breed is the Urbaniac's most loyal sidekick. Upon command, your Flingo happily flies over and attaches itself to an opponent's

Stop bad guys in their tracks with this super-sharp, laser-beam-accurate arsenal. Also stops frizzies in their tracks.

These spinners literally fly. Take your hot rod airborn in style.

Wreak havoc with some really fly wings. Only 25 available!

This is the head for Freaky Sneaky Tiki.

Stay chill with funky shades for Freaky head.

Ancient legend has it that Freaky Sneaky Tiki gets his powers from mystical volcanic ash. Hailing from a mysterious island off the Urbanville coast, this Urbaniac can vanish right before your very eyes!

His freaky sneaky powers of invisibility will only get better as he increases his mojo, but the real power of this tribal Urbaniac is his ability to weather a storm.

With his ancient battle cry, UMBAGAWA! he can conjure up a lightning bolt, freeze his enemy with an Arctic blast, or impress that special someone with a well placed rainbow!

Lay down a sheet of ice and slide along for a wild ride with this ice inducing staff. Also fun for stopping bad guys cold!

Live under the sea with this aqua-dellic crib. Bubble Up

Protect your ankles with these ultra-light, super-cushy kicks. Includes built in MP3 player, mini speakers, and one Urbaniacs funk remix.

Protect your tootsies from any weather in these ultra-hip, ultra-cool, Vixen kicks. They're lined with dolphin safe fur!

It's heavy, it's fruity, and it packs a wallop!

This is the body for Afro-liscious Funk Daddy.

Strength: Crazy Mad Martial Arts skills

Weakness: Crazy mad skills of fury eat a lot of energy, but 45 minutes later, he's ready to go again.

With its built-in cell phone, mp3 player, and satellite TV receiver, this fuzzy orange hat keeps everything that you can fit in your brain all toasty and funky.

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Get your water at its freshest!

Furse is combines the best of fur, with the convenience of a purse, and the attitude of a bag full of bricks. Never mess with a Furse

For the Urbaniac who has it all, these form-fitting, personal massage, fuzzy bunny slippers make for the perfect end to a long day.

For the Urbaniac who has it all, these form-fitting, personal massage, fuzzy bunny slippers make for the perfect end to a long day.

These armbands are both fuzzy and pink.

Fuzzy wuzzy pink kicks. They make you feel happy inside and out.

XBox 360 ain't got nothing on the Game Buddy. It might not be so great at stopping GoatFist, but this little bucket can adapt to play any game anytime, anywhere. Just jack in and get your game ON! (Batteries included)

Creates a forcefield of pure energy and completely destroys anything it touches. There's also a handy mirror on back so you can see if anything is stuck in your teeth.

It's like TiVo for life. This lamp can shoot a temporal disturbance laser beam and pause the flow of time. Great for catching the bus. Batteries not included.

This is the body for Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic.

Rock, Roll, and wreck your arch enemies with these fresh wheels.

Frozen in time, this high density ice armor protects you from all the elements (including Boron). It also momentarily freezes anything it touches (except for you).

The Mystery of GoatFist is as old as Urbanville itself. Rumor has it that he was once a reclusive super-scientist who, while working on a genetic evolution experiment, was savagely attacked by a rabid goat. Now, with his DNA in constant, angry turmoil, this unstable creature lurks in the shadows wreaking havoc on Urbanville and causing chaos to the Urbaniacs he despises. With one hand and one hoof hard at work, GoatFist is constantly trying to perfect his self cloning technique. These "Henchlings," which GoatFist refers to as his "kids", run amuck, wreaking havoc on anyone and anything they can. GoatFist's elusive nature makes him Urbanville's public evil guy number 1!

SUPER POWER: Fist of Furry Fury - Mastering the dark side of mojo, GoatFist can throw some seriously bad vibes your way. Anyone struck by his Furry Fury will be overcome with anger and rage. His nefarious mojo makes GoatFist the master at getting others to do his evil bidding.

Show your loyalty to GoatFist with a short fuse to take down your enemy from the original short fuse. -This is a ONE TIME use item-

Can't get enough of GoatFist? This statuette is perfect for any villain.

Sure it's an unbreakable folding shield, but when you're sporting cha-ching like this... why hide it?

This pure Mayan gold shield has mystic powers. It takes a Macho master to harness its abilities which include sonic boom and invisibility. (Some Urbaniacs may experience different results).

Look like an Adonis and feel like one too with this solid gold chest plate and pectoral protector. Able to withstand up to 10,000 pounds of pressure... plus, easy to clean!

Protect your chiseled chin in style while gaining power from solid gold mask. Forged from ancient Aztec relics, this mask amps up your might... big time.

These granny panties will embarrass even the hardest of your enemies. Fling them with pleasure!

This fresh purple cape is the perfect accessory for the funky Urbaniac. Lots of hidden pockets make it convenient for nights out, and built in "soft armor" makes it great for battles!

You do NOT want this stuff in your eyes! It's lethal... lethal I tell you!

An impressive beat box beats back all evil. Plus, no one likes to get saliva on them.

With its built-in cell phone, mp3 player, and satellite TV receiver, this fuzzy green hat keeps everything that you can fit in your brain all toasty and groovy.

Fresh juicy Guava's glow for your enjoyment.

Don't quit, you are too legit!

You ca not touch this, but if you do touch this, please do not hurt em.

Didn't you ever think how handy a grenade would be in a 4 on 4 battle? Now you can find out. -This is a ONE TIME use item-

C'mon get happy! Inflated with virtual helium.

Get the holiday spirit on top of your head!

Passed down from generation to generation, Sam wears an urbo-magic hat which he throws at you, like a boomerang. Better be careful. That can really sting your knees.

A wild cape with for a wild ride.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's health.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's health.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's health.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's health.

Stop by the Proving Grounds and you can use this pass to increase a bodypart or sidekick's health.

Get your work out on!

Protect your mane from any kind of trouble with this stainless steel cap which can deflect any weapon!

Henchling Invasion Urbo-cade Urbo-Quarters not included.

Disguise your voice with this special edition Mighty Hankie!

Funktify your feet for the holiday season.

Get funky with the holiday spirit.

Keep your man feet warm all winter long!

These are the legs for Moocho Macho Hombre.

Homeboy Trophy - Given out to the Rap Battle Champion.

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Take a stroll down pimpin street with this dope platinum hood hat.

Spice up your Sanford with enfuego paint, platinum spike rims and a sub woofer that can crack cement.

It's mean, it's lean, and it gleams. Take your arch enemies down and shout out "How's bout M'Dagger!"

Cruise to the green in style with these hydrogen infused, lighter than air rims.

Momentarily freeze your opponents with these limited edition Ice Picks. Man-oh-man are they cool!!!

Strength: Freeze anything in your path then shatter it with Mohawk missiles.

Vulnerability: Sweet love songs melt Arctic blasts and much time is spent getting hair so pointy.

While Kelvin is great at making milkshakes, you don't want to be on the wrong end of this Urbo-ice storm. Instant freeze rays are nothing to sneeze at!

Change or hide your identity with this hologram producing, stylish cap. One size fits all.

It's iron, and it's a plate for your chest. Don't chicken out... buy one today.

Have your self an Urbtastic Halloween with this funkadellic pumpkin head.

Sonar jammer, radar, and night vision come standard. Plus built in MP3 lets you bring your tunes with you as you take down any wrong doers.

Only practice makes a real Jam Master! With this gear, you've got what it takes. Funk ON!

Jealousy might not get you anywhere, but the Jealousaber takes care of business!
(equips on MALE bodies only)

C'mon... do you have to ask? Look at the size of that jet thing!! The gold paint is a nice touch too.

Stomp your feet everybody... and when you do, watch your enemies rumble, stumble, and tumble! These Earth shattering, quake inducing boots literally ROCK.

This is the body for Sassy Jungle Kitty.

Soft as fur and hard as stone, these sass-tabulous arm cuffs are purrrfect.

Strength: Animal morphing jungle power with tiger-style stalking, monkey flips, and cobra strikes!

Vulnerability: Like her tiger cousin, this Jungle Kitty can not swim and is afraid of water.

This is the body for Tricky Kicky Chick.

Urbo armor pads that pack a punch of their own. Smokin' flame emblem comes standard.

Say hello to Kill Death - The Happy Fun Ball! With spikes and axes and pain for all!

These are the legs for Sassy Jungle Kitty.

These Kitty Camo boots are great for stalking your prey. They's also great for strutting your stuff on the dance floor.

Embedded within these mink lined cuffs are diamond cut, razor sharp claws. Take down any evil doers, or have easy access to that annoying, travelling itch.

Get yourself a hard body... the easy way!

Get yourself a hard body... the easy way! (For female bodies only)

Medieval fun with the flick of a wrist.

Medieval fun with the flick of a wrist.

This is the head for LA Derby Doll.

Meet the LA Derby Doll. The baddest diva on the roller derby track. This Urbaniac is one Tough Cookie! Do not take this Siren lightly, she is ready to take you down if you get in her way. As the leader of her own Fight Crew, this LA Derby Doll is one bad mama jammer that you do not want to tangle with. She was an all Varsity Brawler before making her move to Urbanville. Her titanium wheeled old school skates make her blazingly fast...better back up when this Derby Doll comes through.

LA Derby Doll rolls her funky self into Urbanville from the hottest banked track roller derby league on this planet or any other: The LA Derby Dolls. These wheeled warriors are known for their Skates. Skirts. Scars. The L.A. Derby Dolls are Los Angeles' original women's quad-skate roller derby league. Yes Urbaniacs, you heard it right -- roller derby has just landed hard in Urbanville! Better check yourself before Derby Doll check you!

LA Derby Dolls is an official Urbaniacs sponsor. To find out more about the real LA Derby Dolls click here

Stay chill with funky shades for LA Derby Doll head.

These are the legs for Lethal Superfly Lady

Get your groove on with this sexy pinstripe suit coat

Get in the groove with some funky pinstripe pants.

Why choose between a ceiling fan and a lamp? Enjoy both!

Talk about HOT! This has actual flowing lava in it! Not suitable for young children.

Shoot scalding hot spikes with these handy dandy lava-infused thigh spikes.

Forged from ancient volcanic lava flows under Urbanville, this mighty body gear is indestructible (and satin lined).

WARNING: Handle with care! This towel contains pure flowing lava. (Wash with like colors)

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Head for Lethal Superfly Lady

Stay chill with funky shades for