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Jul 10, 2006

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>> Top Stories
SECURITY!
NEVER under any circumstances should you ever give your password, e-mail, or personal information to another Urbaniac. No staff member will ever ask for personal information other than a user name. Any Urbaniac caught asking for user passwords will be suspended without warning. It's serious stuff… Don't be a fool! Keep it fun and funky!
E.V.I.L. Has Arisen!
Heroes beware...the Academy of E.V.I.L. is now in session! E.V.I.L. which stands for Eminent Villain Institution of Learning. It is now accepting applications for all followers of The Family.

At E.V.I.L. students will enjoy classes in many topics, such as Props & Dissing, Battles & Assaults, Urbos & How to Get Them, and Posting Like the Intelligent Villain You Are. Secondary classes in Pillaging, Destruction, and Maniacal Laughter will be offered as masters classes.

Please check out the forums or contact Headmistress Citrustorte or Head Magistrate Spaz. E.V.I.L. is currently accepting applications for Professors from within the ranks of Family Members.

Prepare yourselves, Urbanville...The Family is quickly training those new to the site, showcasing the Eminent Domain of Villainy. We are taking in lost newbies and turning them into intelligent, respected, and purely evil Family Members. If you have ever doubted the Family's Eminence, you will soon see that those doubts were severely misplaced.

Family First!

~Citrustorte, Headmistress of E.V.I.L.
World Cup Jet Lag
Right after Italy's World Cup victory, I was warp driving back to Urbanville at a cool 500 MPH when I stumbled upon a local race for charity (Of course sponsored by FIFA). Being the charitable and funky Urbaniac that I am, I decided to donate all 1,100,000 Urbos. While pandering to the local children teaching who all wanted my autograph, suddenly we were assaulted by two Henchlings and a Char!

I dodged, I weaved, then a gave them a flurry of attacks! The crowd cheered and the locals gave me the key to their city… now if I could only find that town again.