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Issue 37

May 25, 2006

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>> Top Stories
Vote for your Yearbook Favorites NOW!
Hello gorgeous people of Urbanville!! I’m the Funk Mistress otherwise known as Afro_Chic and I’m here to tell you all about the 1st Urbaniac Quarter Yearbook! That’s right heroes, villains, beatniks, vigilantes, and nomads…we are looking for the BEST and you have the power to tell us who should win the following categories:

King and Queen Catagories:
Forum King and Queen
King and Queen of Props
King and Queen of Dissing
King and Queen of Challenges

Best/Most
Best Urbanville Prankster
Best Avatar
Best Battle
Medic
Waiter
Best Hero
Villain
Nomad
Beatnik
Vigilante
Best Artist (in the gallery)
Best Word-smith
Rhyme, Rapper
Best Alter Ego name
Most Grumpy
Most Cheery
Most Sarcastic
Funniest
Most Sinister
Most Friendly

Most Likely To:
Post off Topic
Flee a Battle
Be Confused in a Battle
Be put in a dress for Posting in Lady's Room
Be an Urbaniac in the Real World
Try to overthrow the Mayor

Voting will be held until the end of the month. Go on and Vote Now!
Lounge

Peanut Butter Turns to Peanut Butter
Cold Blooded here, and yes, it’s true what has happened. Goatfist’s henchlings have taken the CEO of the Urbo brand Peanut Butter, Daniel Diamond Dude, hostage. Resources say that the henchlings are forcing the CEO to feed them Peanut Butter on his hands and knees with an apple in his mouth! They are using his company to cause disorder in Urbanville. Worse yet, the Henchlings have secretly replaced his recipe for Butter Peanut and made it taste like jelly! Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic was particularly mad at this brand of mayhem!

As a loyal Urbaniac I suggest we all use Peter Pot’s Peanut Butter for now, but make sure you have it with a glass of milk, because we all know how sticky Peter Pot makes it. And as for those with arachibutyrophobia (fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth), I recommend you keep an Urbo Shake handy. This is Cold Blooded wishing you all a horrible and unsafe journey, rot in sewage you dirty Zero’s.

Urbaliciously,
Cold Blooded
Urbanville Idol!
Do you have what it takes to be the Urbanville Idol? Well bring it on! We challenge you to create your own music video for all of Urbanville to see and vote on! The Urbaniac whose video gets the most votes each month will be crowned Urbanville Idol and will receive a special trophy, plus 100,000 urbos! Download our song Rump Ruckus NOW to get started.

Need more help? Check the Challeneg Forums for questions and answers, or send DaMan an Urbogram!

Urb ON!

I.B. DaMan
Urbanville Mayor
>> Editorials
Rolling Solo
Last night I was rolling along Urbanville's streets with my Big Chubb. Suddenly, some nincompoop pulled out in front of me going 20k in a 100k zone, (That's about 10 in a 75 MPH for those in the USA). Well, you know me… I went up to his little golf cart and ran him over! Later, I had a blast smashing into Civilians and Henchlings, all the while screaming "suckahead" out my tinted window! Later, I pulled over and tried to rob the bank, but Jenny and Johnny Law threw a smackdown on me! Where were my fellow Urbaniacs when I needed them most?

Mini_Me will have his revenge!