It was a cold winter, of two thousand and eight, and, a monkey was very angry.
He was very cold! He tried everything, running in circles, chasing sparky nothing worked. But then, he contacted his two sons, Dongaloosh and beefcake , and he said "Oooh ohh awawa" *Aren't you cold?*, Dongaloosh replied "waooowa"*No*
Than he frantically responded, "Wakizasasa?" *How?* Beefcake was laughing, "Smurklasoa" *We ate bananas to keep us warm!*
The next morning, He went out to look for bananas. "Whats that in the corner Beefcake?" Dongaloosh responded, "A henchling!" They all went to attack the henchling, and they smuthered him into sludge, than randomly a sludge comes out of the floor and cuts half their health! But than, kingkongoawaka shows up and kills them all and takes the last banana!