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Aug 22, 2012

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>> Top Stories
HAIL THE HOOF!

FOOLS OF URBANVILLE! BY NOW YOU'VE FIGURED OUT THE SITUATION YOU ARE IN! OSMELIIO AND LOVE_CHILD ARE BEING HELD IN A VERY UNSAFE PLACE. WHAT WILL YOU DO? YOU'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT MY HENCHLING ARMY IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN. LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!


VILLAINS RISE UP AND CLAIM YOUR POSITIONS AS THE RULING CLASS OF URBANVILLE!! WE ARE, AS ALWAYS, UNSTOPPABLE!

>> Editorials
True Villains

Me: Yo Os what do we do now?

Osmeliio: Just wait right now I can't think of a task for you and Hamo.


Me: Take your time.


(5 minutes later)

Osmeliio: Alright, both of you are the only villains that have got nothing to do. So, we picked up some heroes from our radar and I want both of you to make me proud. Do what you got to do.

Me and Hamo: Yes sir.

Me and Hamo were running as fast as we could to defeat those pests and we knew that we were ready. So, we surprised the heroes and we confused all of them with Urbo Knuckles and they attacked themselves. They were strong because they snapped out of it and they attacked. Luckily Hamo used his shield to block every one of their moves. He was great at defending. We moved in for another attack and we took out three of them. Two more were remaining.

Hero No 1: You really think you can take us on?

Hamo: We don't think, we know.

Hero No 2: Come at us. Show us how brave both of you think you are.

We knew they were up to something, but we had a trick up our sleeves.

Me: Okay, how about we shake hands. I don't want everyone battling. So how about it, friends?

Hero No 2: Okay, you sound like that you are telling the truth.

They came towards us to shake hands, but they didn't know that my sucka was behind them.

(Suck's blood)

Hero No 2: Ow, something bit me.

Me: NOW!

We then attacked them full force and they were so confused, they attacked each other. they both were defeated.

(10 minutes later)

Osmeliio: Well done. Both of you have showed me that you can be trusted going out attacking heroes by yourself now. That was excellent work out there. You are true villains.

War is Coming.

It was cold, unusually cold for an August evening. Dead silence permeated throughout, only being broken, by the occasional wisp of wind. This eerie calmness was broken by a steady, repetitive thump. It didn't slow down, it didn't speed up, it kept steady. One would think it was mechanical by nature, were it not for the the slender figure being drawn out from the direction of the sound.

Slowly, but steadily the figure came into focus, it was a man clad in black, his face hidden by a hood. For all intents and purposes at first glance he seemed average, yet I couldn't help, but stare at him. I was almost paralyzed by curiosity or was it fear. I followed him from the other side of the street with a fixed gaze, not daring to flinch even once. When he was about to turn the corner, he stopped, turned instead in my direction, and gave me notice for the first time. His features were still hidden by the hood, but a pale jaw tightened in to what seemed an grotesque attempt at a grin, he than turn back towards his original direction and resumed his pace.

As if I was awakened form a trance I rushed to get a closer look , but he had disappeared when he took the corner, did he even exist in the first place? I wondered.

Later that night I tried to piece together the puzzle, sleep had been eluding me for quite a time now, so I often mediated about the happenings of the day, but this was different. I tried dismissing it as a fiction of my imagination, but the more I thought about that grin, the more it seemed like it was saying.
"You will see me again. Soon."

GoatFist Wants to Take Over?

So as everyone can see the goat has come back and expects to be welcomed with open arms. AHAHAA oh please goat, so we now have a debate wether to let him in the Family or not. I have been talking to the council and we have decided to finally let him in (Rackman wasn't too happy about that,) so I decided to break down the news to him, I told him that we will allow him in the family as a head council, he will have more power than the council but less power then me the leader..

At first this is what our supposed to be face of the villains, GoatFist said

GoatFist: GIVE ME A POSITION, I WILL TAKE IT. MY VILLAINS HAVE LOST FAITH IN ME BECAUSE OF MY REOCCURING ABSENCES. BUT I AM GOATFIST, LORD OF THE VILLAINS. I WAS ASKED TO RETURN BECAUSE I WAS NEEDED. GIVE ME A RANK, AND I WILL DO WHAT I WILL WITH IT.

But two days ago his peanut brain self changed his mind and said:

GoatFist: I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL RULE ON MY OWN! I WILL NOT BE A PART OF THIS FAMILY, I AM THE DARK LORD OF URBANVILLE! I NEED NO POSITION OR RANK IN THIS FAMILY, INSTEAD I WILL RULE FROM MY THRONE IN MY EVIL LAIR. I NEED NO RULES, FOR I AM THE EPITOME OF EVIL!

MAKE UP YOUR MIND FUR BALL!!!!

But at the end without or with GoatFist, we will take out any zero or vigi that stands in our way, yes kampo I'm talking about you and your little crew.

 Salute,
~Osmeliio

MY REAL FAMILY

NOW THAT MY REAL FAMILY IS BACK THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME AND I MEAN NOTHING. SPARKY HAS COME BACK TO GET RACHEL AGAIN AND I AM HELPING HIM, STAND IN OUR WAY AND WE WILL BEAT THE LIVING SNOT OUT OF YOU. AND AS FOR ANY ONE ELSE WHO DECIDES TO JOIN US DO IT QUICK BECAUSE TIME IS RUNNING OUT THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

MY BROTHERS ARE BACK AND STRONGER THEN EVER THEY WILL COME AFTER YOU IF YOU ARE NOT A VILLAIN !!!!!

Three Weeks and Going

This issue is the third week of ACTION! Some of your are real close to getting their first pay. Some of you are in a current streak and most of the writers are amazing authors!

Sadly this week we have no promotions. Keep writing, and remember to re-read your articles before you submit them.

I really enjoy reading your stories and I really look forward to them. This week I really didn't plan out a story for you, but I promise that next week I will have a really awesome story for you.

Good Luck!

The Beginning of the End PART II

Am I seeing things or does this really say what I think it says?


*Drake took a closer look and confirmed it for sure*


This cannot be! I just found evidence that the Great War existed. How would I be able to show the world this? Or even scientists? Nobody would believe me that's for sure. I have got to tell Speedy this good news.


*Drake ran full speed out of the park. For some odd reason he felt light as a feather. Drake had to tell Speedy this great news but he had to run past the main road. For some stranger reason, there were men with grey and white beards on horses riding along the main road. And the main road wasn't a road. It was DIRT? A trail path maybe? Drake didn't seem to care, he just wanted to tell Speedy this. As Drake arrived outside Speedy's, he noticed that the door wasn't yellow, it was brown wood color. Drake didn't seem to care either he was too excited. He opened the door and saw one man with a long, white robe on with a red belt made out of cloth around his waist. The man was fairly tall, He had his hood up so Drake could not see his hair, he had a black beard and a black moustache joining the beard forming a Goatee, a sword and a few throwing knives on his waist. He looked like he was talking to Speedy so Drake ran over to the mysterious man and pushed him. The man still stood there, talking to Speedy. Drake shouted at the man, punched him but nothing happend. Drake pushed him one more time and finally realized his hand was going thru this man's body*

Drake: What the? What are you?
...
*The man continued chatting to Speedy. So Drake turned to Speedy and when he looked at Speedy, he actually saw another man dressed the same way as the other man but with no weapons*

 Drake: Speedy! What the heck is going on?
...
*Nobody seemed to reply. The man who took over Speedy's place continued nodding to what the other man wanted. Drake suddenly realized something! He went over to a table and sat down. And he thought*

*Right so first of all, I touch a secret ancient panel thing, my vision changes, I see the ancient greek writing that said "Great War 1780" (Don't ask me how I know ancient greek!) I run over here to tell Speedy, I randomly see old men on horses on my way and a dirt path? Speedy's door has somehow changed from yellow to wood brown? A man with a long white robe and a sword is talking to the man who I thought was Speedy but was actually another man dressed the same but without weapons, my hands went thru that man's body, nobody heard me? Haha, I know what is going on! That panel I touched put me into the past! It put me back in the year 1780! Oh yes! I finally get to witness this with my own eyes! How can I keep track of what is going on? * GASP* My bag! I left it next to that wall. That has my equipment!*

Dispos!

We need all dispos to join together and help bring back Osmeliio and Love_Child,apparently GoatFist and the other henchlings has kidnapped them...since the Urbanville Police Department is nowhere to be found! And to send GoatFist and the other henchlings to jail for kidnapping innocent people!

GoatFist has Taken the City

Many of people doubted he would ever do anything. But now he has given a blow to all of Urbanville. On August 22nd, GoatFist kidnapped both Osmeliio and Love_Child!!!! The city is scared and begging for them back. There seems like no hope for any of us. All we can do now is bow to the hoof!