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Apr 4, 2008

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>> Top Stories
Urb Racer
It all started with a site. Then we got stickers. All of a sudden, Urbaniacs was blasting off into many different avenues allowing for dedicated members to rock hats, shirts, and bags! You can even have your favorite morning drink out of an Urbaniacs cup but now...

Oh now Urbaniacs has a car and that car needs your help!

That's right! Look at this car! Shouldn't this car win a contest?



If you wish to help, here's all you have to do:

1. Sign up at www.prostreetonline.com

2. Paste this address in your url: http://my.prostreetonline.com/t4507.htm

3. Let your funky fingers click Iso's name!

It's all about publicity so get out there and show Urbaniacs some LOVE!

Keep it Funky (And don't forget to vote)!

Affy *winks*
GoatFist
Dear Urbaniacs,

There have been rumors of the return of the Villain's mascot, Goatfist, was returning to town, with some new tricks up his sleeve. They say he'll be stronger more evil and better than before. He will have double caps locking powers and be able to shriek twice as loud "Bow down before me" to all his followers, but we all know Goaty is cute, cuddly, and really has a nice warm heart. He only acts up because he wants attention. I mean who could blame him? Once you get to know him he's a great friend and can take a joke. Often we hang out and I playfully correct him since he forgets to tell the girls to curtsy and the boys to bow. We have gone to manicures together and he got his hoof painted pink once. All Goaty really needs is some friends so everyone show him some kindness and friendship and help he warm up his heart.

Love,

Surfey
I'M BACK! BLAAAHHH! YOU LOSERS!
I AM WRITING THIS TODAY FROM MY COVERT LOCATION. I AM SO WONDERFUL THAT YOU ALL SHOULD APPRECIATE THAT I TAKE MY TIME TO DEFUNK THIS PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A PAPER.

ARE THERE NEVER ANY PATHETIC PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE SLIGHTEST COURAGE TO CHALLENGE ME WHEN I AM ONLINE! YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS! BLAAAHHH!

DON'T CHALLENGE ME NOW, IT ISN'T WORTH IT IF I HAD TO REMIND YOU! LOSERS, ALL OF YOU!

NOW SIMPLY BOW, AND BE GONE FROM MY SITE!
April Fools Rap Battle
So the First LIVE Rap battle is in the books.

Die_or_eat_italian and Dudeman are the winners... YES BOTH!

Even with the distractions of one annoying new player, and the tongue lashing that Surfer_chick inflicted on said new player, these two performed!

It was a site to see, a lot of people in the Chat, and a lot of the kinks that will be worked out next go.

Look for a new LIVE contest coming soon!

I look forward to seeing you there!

Nurb Off!
>> Editorials
Forums.... GONE!
Wow you guys! I can't believe this all started happening when I left for 200 something odd days!! The forums have been like urbo-stank out the window! How can all of us have let this happen!

I mean seriously! Whenever I got on a lot before those 200 days, I could barely keep up with all the forums I posted in. Role-Playing is still my top hit. =] We've got the Fellas Forum now. Ladies, we enjoy you in there.... sometimes, but GUYS! We've all been whining like sick dogs to get our own forum, and we hardly EVER post in it! I for one enjoy it (beers to all my mates).

We all need to get active in the forums. In Role-Play for instance, there are 2 tribes. Lycans (werewolves) and The batty things (vampires). In the Fellas Forum, there are two topics asking, in one, asking what you look for in girls physically and personality wise.

I'm just saying everybody, bring the forums back to life! It's just sad in my opinion. And I know a few other people who are trying their hardest to get it back to life. Props to Mr. A and Affy!

Your back and funky Urbaniac.

Audinfintium_Man
>> Comics
The Henchling Kelvin Fan Klub!
It is with great Goat-pride that I announce the kreation of the Henchling Kelvin Fan Klub, or HKFK.

Yes, MORONS, you kan finally stop squatting on my Korpse Kount forum thread, drooling over me and posting about how much you love me. Instead, you kan bekome an official HKFK Member!

Membership will have its privileges... whenever I figure them out. Mostly it's for you to show how much you love me, so I don't really kare too much beyond you kissing my hoof.

Klub President: Afro CHICK

Vice President: Smelly Hippie's Love Child

Katering: Sucky Summers

Marketing: Drunkie Panties

I'll expect you all to do my official fan-klub bidding or I'll KLOBBER you.
Stick It: A Day in the Life of the Mistress of Funk