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Feb 19, 2008

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>> Top Stories
Gear for the Gearless
Yo 'Ville!

It's your boy, Scoop here with the requirements and everything else I promised this week. First, big ups to da Masked Editor who let us run another Chronicles edition cuz the Chronic is supposed to drop once every 2 weeks.

If you're looking for gear, listen up!

1. You don't have to be a newbie!
2. All ya gots to do is meet 3 out of da 5 requirements!
3. It won't cost you a THING! Well 1 urbo so you can get it from the Swat Meet.
4. You pay by giving back to da site!

The Requirements:

* A minimum of 180 days on da site
* At least 250 posts in da forums
* You must have 700 props
* At least 3 game scores on da top 20 list
* Go to Youtube and view the Urbaniac Videos. Rate and comment on them.

If you're looking to donate gear, listen up!

How to Donate:

* Put your items up on the Swap Meet (good looks Sydney_Alice)
* Holla at your boy!
* Chill and wait for a brotha to bid 1 urbo on each of your item
* Accept my bids

What will you have to do to get this gear (You must choose 2)?

* Create a few quality articles for the Chronicles (3 -4 articles)
* Draw some pictures for the Gallery
* Write and make new threads for the forums
* Invite 10 people to Urb using the referral link or the Sidekick Blast

Scoop, why so much?

Since people buy the items to support the site, you must support the site also. You can't do it through loot, so you can do it by being active, aight?

If you're interested in receiving items, holla at your boy and send him an urbogram with the following information:

1. Alter Ego-
2. Disposition-
3. Days on site-
3. List three talents/interests-
4. What would you like to see change/improve here on Urbaniacs?
5. What is your favorite thing about Urbaniacs?

This way a brotha can know exactly what to ask you to do!

This joint can easily end up being da best thing to happen to Urb! Not only will it keep money flowin' through donations, but it will help to make da peeps more active! The thing is, this brotha needs for YOU to help make it a success, aight?

Holla at your boy!

Scoop
Yearbook Results
Hola Urbanville!

This is Afro_Chic, a.k.a. The Funk Mistress, coming to you with the results of the first round of the Yearbook! The following people will move on to the 2nd round:

Forum Master

Afro_Chic
The_Legal_Eagle

Drama Queen (This is for men too)
JuicyFruit
Cold_Blooded

MVP's:
Hero

Flaming_Hair_Jim
MrAnderson

Villain

Maggot
Goddess_de_Nocturne

Beatnik

Love_Child
Afro_Chic

Vigilante

The_Legal_Eagle
Summers

Nomad

Breaker
Mayor_DaMan

Site Faves:

Weapon

Double Staff Infection
Diggity Dagger
Saber

Sidekick

Dragon Nass
Shwolf
Wereboy

Game

Which Way is Up
Boombox

Thread

The Barbershop
Throw a Snowball Game
Listenin' To?

Misc:
Rockin' Avie

Mystical_Moon_Chic
Kleep85
Love_Child
Afro_Chic

Funkiest Artist

Iron_Pants
Love_Child

Friendliest

Summers
Superdirty

Grumpiest

DudeMan
CrimsonKing

Funniest

MrAnderson
JuicyFruit
DudeMan
CrimsonKing

Most Sinister

Soul_Corruptor
CrimsonKing

Most Mysterious

RUSHBOY
Masked_Editor

Each group will have from 8 am - 8 am (Urb Time) for voting in my lair. The winners will be announced in next week's Chronicles and the winners should receive their trophies by then!

If you were a past winner, I am working on it so that you'll have the opportunity to have a trophy of your own!

It's time to rock the vote Urbanville. Who or what is your favorite? If you don't speak up, no one will know!

Keep it Funky!

Afro_Chic
The Mistress of Funk
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